I spent the entire day, yesterday, in my pajamas. I think I
brushed my teeth, and I'm fairly certain I ate. I know I drank a lot of coffee.
Why?
Because I was on the home stretch.
By the time evening rolled around I'd finished the first
draft of my fourth book.
Hallelujah!
Yup, pretty satisfying stuff, if I do say so myself. I'm
looking forward to editing. Seriously. It's a happy, if intense, time where you
mold and coax the story into its potential. I can't wait. But wait I must. In
the meantime I get to do the other things I've neglected over the past few
months like … clean my house.
It struck me this morning, while I was drying my hair (yes,
it really needed washing, but I haven't totally neglected personal hygiene -- I
swear. My husband would have moved out), that writing a novel is not unlike
conquering one's hair.
Stick with me a moment on this. I promise I haven't burned
out so many brain cells that I've mistaken my Kindle for a flat iron.
You start out -- if you're me -- with a long, unruly mane.
It goes where it wants, tangles into knots that are painful to undo, and
generally makes you look like you've just spent the last five years in the
jungles of Borneo without a mirror.
So, you wash out the residue from your last go-round, take out
your trusty tools -- blow dryer, round brush, flat iron, conditioner, clips -- and
go to work. After a certain amount of time doing the best you can and being
fairly satisfied with your results you begin to notice -- especially when you
compare yourself to the "professional hair" in the magazines --
something is just not working.
If you're me, this is when you admit that trimming your own
bangs really isn't getting the job done anymore. You need professional help.
That's when you pick up the phone and make an appointment with your editor, hair stylist.
You go in for your appointment turn your hair over to the
pro of your choice and -- because she's done wonders with your book hair before --
relax and let her do her thing. A little cut, a little color, a new product to
fix the overworking and other problems that have been sneaking up on you and
you're ready for your public.
About now, you're feeling so good you decide to go out and
buy a new pair of shoes to go with your improved hair.
See? Didn't I tell you? Novels, hair … not that different. You
gotta work to make it look good, and in the end it may all be fiction but it still
gives you a thrill.
Yep, Susan, I see it. I think the trick is knowing when to turn to a pro!
ReplyDeleteBut does your editor snarkily (is that a word?) ask, Have you been cutting your own bangs again?
ReplyDeleteYes, Michele -- it's that moment when you can no longer fool yourself into thinking "Cool!"
ReplyDeleteKaren, I've heard that exact question from my stylist. Fortunately, my editors are considerably kinder, although more prolific in their criticisms! However, in the end, it's all for the best!
And a new pair of shoes to boot! (So to speak.)
ReplyDeleteA fun post!
thanks, Peg!
DeleteAlthough I find you comparison to hair amuzing, accurate and appropriate, I think also appropriate to compare getting a new novel out there to getting a horse to an event.
ReplyDeleteFirst you choose/buy a horse (plot).
Next you spend days/months/years preparing the horse for the equine endeavors you'd like to compete in. You may even hire professionals to help with the really tough stuff.
When you and your horse (book) are ready to preform in public (find a publisher/reader) you enter the ring full of pride knowing you have a well trained, talented horse. Only to get a fifth place ribbon ("this book is not for us")
And week at week at event after event a judge (agent/publisher, etc) says you're not good enough to win (get published). So you take another look at your horse. Revise his training, making him perfect and then take him (your book) out in public.
Hopefully you eventually make it. Competiting in the horse world and writing a publishable book that people will pay good money for takes a tough hide and perserverance!
Oh, Patti, you are too right! Excellent!! I see you've been down both roads and have the gravel in your shoes to prove it.
DeleteNice comparison, Susan!
ReplyDeleteThanks, William -- By the way, great blog you've got going!
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