Death By A Dark Horse has a new look!
Is that Blackie on the cover?
The cover model is High Spirrits, a pure Polish Arab dressage horse owned and operated by Stacey Sikorski. Somewhat contrary to this image I chose for the first Thea Campbell Mystery cover, Spirrit is a happy, friendly horse if a bit of the equine version of the Energizer Bunny -- and NOT the equine version of a fire-breathing dragon!
What do you think?
Friday, April 6, 2012
Friday, March 2, 2012
SALE! THEA CAMPBELL MYSTERIES! SALE!
March 4th through the 10th is ...
READ AN E BOOK WEEK.
| At Smashwords.com |
What does that mean for you?
All Thea Campbell Mysteries --
DEATH BY A DARK HORSE,
LEVELS OF DECEPTION,
AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT
-- are on sale for $1.50 at Smashwords.com!
Hey, you can't even get a cup of coffee for that price, and heaven help you if you set it down for a few minutes. It'll go stone cold -- unlike a good story, that will remain HOT no matter how long it takes you to read it.
Smashwords offers all the books in a variety of formats. Choose the one that will work for your e-reader, download it and you're good to go.
Do you have to go to Smashwords to get the great price? Yes. The deal is only available there.
Click on any book cover below and use the codes next to it any time from March 4 through March 10 when you click the buy button at Smashwords.com.
DEATH BY A DARK HORSE code: REW75
(Thea Campbell mystery #1)
LEVELS OF DECEPTION code: REW75
(Thea Campbell mystery #2)
AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT code: REW75
(Thea Campbell myster #3)
Enjoy the adventure!!
Saturday, February 18, 2012
Title Contest Winner!
We have a winner!
Thea Campbell Mystery #4 is now officially known as ...
BUSH WHACKED
Thanks a million to Sally Matteson who (once again -- An Error In Judgment was her suggestion, as well) provided the punny title. It captures the humorous mood of this particular adventure perfectly.
Now my cover artist Tracy Hayes at Pastiche Studios can proceed. As soon as she's done I'll post her creation.
Thanks to everyone who submitted entries on the blog and privately. You are a clever bunch with wonderful ideas!
Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Name That Book!
The first draft of Thea Campbell #4 is done and taking a nap. I've been doing my best to leave it alone, and perhaps I'd be more successful if I didn't feel something was terribly lacking -- even at this stage. If I just had a title ...
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| Remember This Name-The-Book Contest? |
Hey, I know! I'll hold (another) contest!
The last one was so successful that I believe I'll go down that road again. Here's the rules;
Read the synopsis below and give me your suggestions for titles -- as many as you'd like, and I don't care if you duplicate someone else's -- either in the comment section of this blog or via email to susan @ susanschreyer dot com.
That's it.
Everybody wins -- Yay! Like last time. Yay! -- a free e-book, and the person who submits the winning title gets their name in the book's acknowledgments. Think of it as immortality :)
Thea Campbell Mystery #4
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| A Rhododendron - see why Thea wants to save it? |
A slippery slope of unpleasant incidents begin the New Year
for Thea Campbell and fiancé Paul Hudson. The last thing they expect to find
when digging up a big rhododendron next to their fire-damaged house are human
bones. Word gets out and speculation runs rampant in the small town of
Snohomish, Washington. Thea's aunt is among those who believe the skeleton
belongs to the ghost she claims haunts the home. Others say it's a pirate from
long ago killed by his captain and left to guard a buried treasure with his
spirit.
Unfortunately, the county forensic team finds it difficult
to make any headway in the investigation when the bones vanish almost as soon
as they're uncovered.
The New Year's Eve party should take their minds off what
will surely delay their home's reconstruction, but generates more commotion
than celebration -- and not just between Thea and Paul. No one seems to be able
to keep from being drawn into conflicts they'd normally avoid.
The problems don't stop there. Much to Paul's annoyance, the
contractor hired to do work on the house seems to have the hots for Thea.
Unfortunately, the contractor's leads for upgraded new appliances and fixtures
provides seem suspiciously hot as well.
| Wouldn't you be suspicious getting this for cheap, too? |
On returning home from the party they find holes have mysteriously
appeared in the backyard. No sooner are they repaired than they appear again.
Could the rumors be right? Could the bones really have been
cursed?
An annoyed Thea finds herself hosting a séance Paul
suggested as a joke, and stumbles onto a scam to feed the silliness of ghosts
and buried treasure. There is surely no curse, but why go to so much trouble
over a fictional legend? Then someone breaks into Paul and Thea’s temporary
apartment and steals an old diary that could have provided clues to the skeleton's
identity. Sure, the thief tidied up, but that only verifies, to a furious Thea,
the culprit’s identity.
Then there's the issue of those vaguely threatening, digitized-voice phone
calls. Thea, although mildly rattled at first, refuses to respond. But instead of being discouraged, the caller becomes more
desperate and demanding. Paul, nearly frantic with worry since the messages are for Thea, is determined something be done.
There's no doubt every bizarre and unpleasant event since
the discovery of the skeleton is connected. Thea and Paul need to solve the
mystery and put all the madness to rest once and for all, but are they headed
for a trap that will be their final rest?
Monday, January 16, 2012
Hair
I spent the entire day, yesterday, in my pajamas. I think I
brushed my teeth, and I'm fairly certain I ate. I know I drank a lot of coffee.
Why?
Because I was on the home stretch.
By the time evening rolled around I'd finished the first
draft of my fourth book.
Hallelujah!
Yup, pretty satisfying stuff, if I do say so myself. I'm
looking forward to editing. Seriously. It's a happy, if intense, time where you
mold and coax the story into its potential. I can't wait. But wait I must. In
the meantime I get to do the other things I've neglected over the past few
months like … clean my house.
It struck me this morning, while I was drying my hair (yes,
it really needed washing, but I haven't totally neglected personal hygiene -- I
swear. My husband would have moved out), that writing a novel is not unlike
conquering one's hair.
Stick with me a moment on this. I promise I haven't burned
out so many brain cells that I've mistaken my Kindle for a flat iron.
You start out -- if you're me -- with a long, unruly mane.
It goes where it wants, tangles into knots that are painful to undo, and
generally makes you look like you've just spent the last five years in the
jungles of Borneo without a mirror.
So, you wash out the residue from your last go-round, take out
your trusty tools -- blow dryer, round brush, flat iron, conditioner, clips -- and
go to work. After a certain amount of time doing the best you can and being
fairly satisfied with your results you begin to notice -- especially when you
compare yourself to the "professional hair" in the magazines --
something is just not working.
If you're me, this is when you admit that trimming your own
bangs really isn't getting the job done anymore. You need professional help.
That's when you pick up the phone and make an appointment with your editor, hair stylist.
You go in for your appointment turn your hair over to the
pro of your choice and -- because she's done wonders with your book hair before --
relax and let her do her thing. A little cut, a little color, a new product to
fix the overworking and other problems that have been sneaking up on you and
you're ready for your public.
About now, you're feeling so good you decide to go out and
buy a new pair of shoes to go with your improved hair.
See? Didn't I tell you? Novels, hair … not that different. You
gotta work to make it look good, and in the end it may all be fiction but it still
gives you a thrill.
Wednesday, December 28, 2011
It's Only Words ....
I'm not generally given to rants -- at least publicly. But
something has started to bug me lately and I'm finding it as irritating as that
little pebble that keeps shifting around in your shoe. You never know when
you're going to step on it, and when you do it makes you cringe.
Perfect.
No, not the pebble, the word. It's become the short-hand
substitute for "okay," "I heard you, but have nothing to say in
response," "thank you for your order," and other phrases that
would be more appropriate to the situation.
When I go to a restaurant and place an order, I do not want
to hear, "Perfect" unless I've managed to pronounce a difficult
French or Italian word well. I did NOT tell the waiter/waitress what I wanted
to eat in order to get an evaluation of my verbal rendition of the menu. And to
be perfectly honest, I doubt they care and would probably say the same thing if
I asked for a glass of water and a cracker. What I want to hear is, "I'll
be back right away with your drinks." Is that too much to ask?
When I go to the bank to make a deposit I do NOT want to
hear the word "perfect" when I respond "yes" to the
teller's "just one deposit for you today?" question. First of all, we
both know it's not perfect. It's a deposit. If it was perfect I'd own the damn
bank, and not be depositing my measly check into my sad little account. Is he
really saying, "What a relief. I was afraid you'd try and make a
withdrawal"? Or, perhaps "What a relief, I was afraid I'd have to
spend more time being nice to you when what I really want to do is a) flirt
with the other teller at the drive-up, b) eat my lunch, c) go back to
pretending all this money is mine"?
You can't even make the case that "perfect" is
this decade's substitute for "groovy" or "far out" or something
else from our murky verbal past. Those words/phrases carry a connotation of
approval, of being on-board with the situation. Even the f-bomb carries
connotation depending on context. And NO you cannot substitute the f-bomb for
"perfect." Try it, it simply doesn't work.
Waitress: What would you like?
Me: I'll have the turkey sandwich and salad.
Waitress: F___.
Bank Teller: Just one deposit for you today?
Me: Yes.
Bank Teller: F___.
See, doesn't work.
So, to all of you who have fallen into the annoying habit of
using "perfect" when you should say something else, I give you a line
from The Princess Bride.
You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you
think it means.
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
Happy Birthday, Thea & Blackie!
Depending on where you look -- Smashwords or Amazon -- it's
been a year since Death By A Dark Horse saw the eyes of new readers.
Hard to believe, I know, and yet it feels like I'm an old hand at this
publishing game. In ways that have challenged me repeatedly, I am.
In the past year, two more books have joined DBADH -- Levels
Of Deception and An Error In Judgment. No, I didn't write them
really really fast. I took my time with each, learned a lot and polished
multiple times before each of them took their turn in my personal publishing
queue. All three books were written when I thought I was pursuing the
traditional route to readers, before I made the decision to go Indie a year and
a half ago.
In a year's time the publishing industry has changed at a
speed few could have predicted. It's exciting and a little scary. New
opportunities are opening for authors almost daily, new challenges arise at the
same time and I'm getting really cozy with the dizzying feeling of the world rushing
around me as the ground shifts under my feet.
I do have a few anchors. Without them I'd be hiding under a
rock somewhere, or more likely, working in a local fast food joint, dreaming
about what could have been. So, a HUGE thank you and Big HUGS to the following
people who have kept me tethered to sanity and on track. The list is not complete nor in any order, by the way. Many more people should be on it. Nevertheless, let me say ...
Ladies and gentlemen,
you rock.
If you, the reader, choose to Google these names, you'll
understand why I feel so blessed.
Lisa Stowe
Chris Roerden
Mary Buckham
Anne Christensen
Margie Lawson
Tracy Hayes -- Pastiche Studios
Lisa Harris
Jessica Miller
Larry Karp
Jane Isenberg
Kris Neri
MK Windom
Kaylan Doyle
Puget Sound Chapter of Sisters In Crime
Anne Charles
Amber Scott
The Guppies Chapter of Sisters in Crime
The members of O-Pen writers' group
My supportive family and …
All of YOU who have become part of Thea's family.
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